Brandon's Mom has Got it Goin On

You know, that song is weird.

That line is awkward with or without the 'has'.

Anyway... in honor of mother's day... I decided to discuss a mother. But not just any mother, my roommate's mother.

I have never met this woman.

You know, being that she is the one that always brings him down from Ashland and picks him up from here to go back to Ashland. So you think as his roommate, I would have met this fine lady at some occurence. I mean, there's the time we moved in, the time we went home for Thanksgiving, time we went home after fall finals, coming back before winter quarter, the two or three times he went home during winter quarter, leaving after winter finals, coming back after spring break, Easter weekend, plus this past Mother's day weekend.

That means I count 11 times... plus the fact that most of those are picking up and coming back... that's tilde 17 times that I might have seen her. Let me reiterate, I have never met this woman. First time, I was doing that stupid OWL stuff. Ever since then, either I left to go home before he did, or it just randomly happened that I wasn't here. We realized this a few weeks ago.

So then he was going home for Mother's Day. It appeared as if the streak would continue because I was leaving to go to Cleveland around 1, and he wasn't leaving until tilde 4. But then we wake up and we decide not to go to Cleveland because of the immense rain, so I would finally meet her.

Except I took the Benadryl Allergy/Cold that I take to remove my illnesses (which still haven't completely gone away), and ended up falling asleep in my bed watching Ocean's Eleven... sleeping through Brandon coming back from class and his mom coming to pick him up.

The streak continues...