And I Can't Stop Having These Visions

A look inside the madness of my mind--sports, politics or daily life--with humor and pop culture and music references embedded.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Wednesday, Thursday...

"Happy Days..."

So last night was the last Wednesday of the year. So Brandon, Caitlin, and I did what we do every Wednesday night. ... Drink.

Well we didn't get started until 10:30 because OMG THE HILLZ was on, and Caitlin being that girl that she is had to watch it.

Here's some highlights of the night. (I wonder if the bullets will work this time.)
  • Desperately wanting a burrito from Burrito Noches, but settling for Pizza Rolls. Except I kept asking for more Pizza Rolls and Alex wouldn't make any more.
  • Caitlin still being mad at me and Jerod for hitting her in the eye with a pretzel the night before.
  • Playing 1, 2, 3, Go!... this time without Caitlin blacking out.
  • Complimenting Caitlin about everything except with her taking offense to all of it.
  • Singing Screaming American Pie, Jack & Diane, and Bohemian Rhapsody (the 3 best karaoke songs according to Brandon).
  • Telling Caitlin that I am better than her at everything/in every way
  • Which led to me having to pee really badly, but refusing to go until she did, and when she did it was just being nice to me.
  • And her teaching me ballet while intoxicated. Let's just say that while drunk the idea of pushing your butt under, stomach in, and chest out doesn't seem viable at all.
  • Oh... and I have better legs than her... and Brandon for that matter, so apparently she planned ahead to wear a skirt today
  • This leads to later on when she says she's leaving and will be right back... me and Brandon knows she won't be right back, so we tell her to be back in 5 minutes.
  • As she's walking out, I issue my standard threat. Be back or we'll steal all your pants.
  • Well, she left her keys, so me and Brandon may or may not have stolen all her pants + sweatpants + shorts from her closet + drawers
  • She gets back in 6 minutes... 1 minute too late, except with her not knowing that we already did, bwahahha.
  • While we were in her room, we saw Jess getting back and some guy getting her to her room, and then leaving. (This becomes more pertinent later)
  • We get back, and Shivani comes over.
  • Wow, these bullets have really become anti-bullet.
  • We begin to reminisce about the one time Brandon was really drunk and decided to pick up Caitlin and try to throw her on his bed, and fell before he got there.
  • I'm not really sure how but somehow I bet Caitlin "my toenails" that if Brandon tried to do it again right now he wouldn't make it to the bed again
  • I of course lose, because he does make it to the bed.
  • So apparently Caitlin now owns my toenails or something? I'm not really sure what that means... but if they end up pink one day, I guess that's the explanation?
  • Anyway, so with 4 of us, with equal genders, we decide to play Twister.
  • I of course win 2 out of the 3 games because I'm better than everybody, especially Caitlin.
  • Now being around 3AM, I go to sleep since I had 2 finals and a make-up quiz today.
  • I put up an away message that apparently wasn't very coherent.
  • Apparently Crista comes over and leaves her cell phone on my desk all night?
  • Around 7AM, Caitlin calls Brandon because she can't find any of her pants. They jointly return some.
  • I get up around Noon and there's a strange cell phone on my desk that keeps beeping because of a low battery. I resist the urge to throw it against a wall like I did Brandon's alarm clock. About 5 minutes later Crista comes to retrieve it.
  • I finish studying for Biology, and am walking to class when I get a text (whoo for Facebook mobile!!)
    • Caitlin Hula has written on your wall:
      you stole all of my sweatpants and pants for that matter while i was drunk. thats not very nice andy.... i am doubley mad at you haha
  • I respond with"
    • bah, you said you were gonna wear a skirt today anyway so it wasn't like you needed them
  • Around 4PM, I stop by my room to eat lunch before taking my last quiz and going to Accounting Lab. Rachael (Jess's roommate) comes over and asks if me or Brandon were in her room last night. We say no, and the only person that was in there was Jess...
  • Apparently someone peed all over everything that was Rachael's. To quote
  • "My clothes are soaked, I could wring them out. Its disgusting."
  • Finally, I get back to my room after I'm done with class for the day and IM Caitlin and ask if she would like me to bring the rest of her shorts back, but she offers to come get them. So she does, and she is in fact wearing a jean skirt, thereby making it so she really didn't need her pants back so ASAP.
And with that, all of the storylines (minus the toes), from last night wrapped up into one nice neat little package. The best part is...

"The weekend comes..."

3 Comments:

  • At 4:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i love facebook mobile.
    [rahkeem]

     
  • At 3:46 PM, Anonymous luann said…

    "Happy Days..."
    Thank you for the laugh today, I needed that~
    I had fun like that at one time.
    Have a great weekend.

     
  • At 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice job Farva.
    I have the bullet from the last time, thank you.
    Cardinal Mooney High School.
    Theatre Department? The Wizard.
    What part did you play?
    I knew you had to be an actor, the way you write. Funny haha

     

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