I'm not sure of what I see...
"it's legit, you know its a hit
when farva decides a new blog post to spit..."
OK yeh, I haven't blogged in a while. Life has been mildly boring lately.
But more on that at the end...
So... as you may or may not know, a group of us decided to go to Cleveland and Cedar Point for the weekend (which can be a seperate blog in entirety). So at one point we decide to go to stop to use the bathroom in Cedar Point.
Well when walking into the men's restroom (side note: This is the second men's restroom we tried. The first was out of order.) you are greeted by a lovely sign that I felt compelled to take a picture of, because I knew it needed to be blogged about on the internet.
Yes, a sign teling you that there are to be no cameras "in this area". I think my wonderful friend David summed it up best when he said, "Now the only reason to put a sign like that up is if they were having a problem with it before..."
What does one say in these situations?
Personally, I say nothing, and just reflect back to what might be the best sign ever, which I will post for your viewing pleasure:
That is so unrestrictive. That's like saying, Ok, you can dance, BUT NOT IF it's in a gymnasium, and that only applies if it's properly painted for basketball, and then you actually still can dance as long as a semi-pro or varsity team isn't practicing.
It's simply like... WHAT?
---
Ya, short entry today. Anyway... life has been mildly boring lately. Since my last blog, I did nothing, I went home to Youngstown for 7 days, then I came back to Columbus and went on a trip...
Luckily, those things provided me with a couple decent stories, and I also have a backlog I have to tell... BUT I NEVER KNOW WHAT ORDER TO TELL THEM IN!
This is where you come in America... Pull out your buzzers and press 1 to vote for Baby & Dog! press 2 to vote for Football deflected away from groin, but man then falls down and football hits groin anyways! or press 3 to vote for Wow, am I glad that video cameras have improved in the past 10 years and am upset that Bob Saget no longer hosts this show! Vote now
***background music*** Oh, we've got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile. A real live look at each of you just to capture your style. You're red, white, and blue... oh those funny things you do... America, America... This is you! ***
Er hem... where was I...?
Anyway, here's a list of stories I have building up, post comments and such, with your nameand a self-addressed stamped envelope saying which ones you want to hear the most...
* Random old Youngstown Hi-jinks
* The Pink Ads that make me unable to sleep at night
* Everybody, anybody, nobody
* The first Cleveland trip with Paul + David
* The "sounds" and their backstory and why I can't record them for you to hear
* The QQQQQQQ
* The internet detective that found me
* The past week in Youngstown with the Dyke(s)
* The recent Cedar Point/Cleveland trip
* Arbitrary Ranting
* Some other story that I'm a part of that you know I know that I forgot to list here.
While some of those tend not to sound entertaining, I'll give a 57% guarantee that 3 out of every 7 are at least Comedy Bronze.
And now I need to go to sleep so I can work at least 5 hours tomorrow. Oh and I'm sunburnt.
"Are you telling me this is a sign?"
when farva decides a new blog post to spit..."
OK yeh, I haven't blogged in a while. Life has been mildly boring lately.
But more on that at the end...
So... as you may or may not know, a group of us decided to go to Cleveland and Cedar Point for the weekend (which can be a seperate blog in entirety). So at one point we decide to go to stop to use the bathroom in Cedar Point.
Well when walking into the men's restroom (side note: This is the second men's restroom we tried. The first was out of order.) you are greeted by a lovely sign that I felt compelled to take a picture of, because I knew it needed to be blogged about on the internet.
Yes, a sign teling you that there are to be no cameras "in this area". I think my wonderful friend David summed it up best when he said, "Now the only reason to put a sign like that up is if they were having a problem with it before..."
What does one say in these situations?
Personally, I say nothing, and just reflect back to what might be the best sign ever, which I will post for your viewing pleasure:
That is so unrestrictive. That's like saying, Ok, you can dance, BUT NOT IF it's in a gymnasium, and that only applies if it's properly painted for basketball, and then you actually still can dance as long as a semi-pro or varsity team isn't practicing.
It's simply like... WHAT?
---
Ya, short entry today. Anyway... life has been mildly boring lately. Since my last blog, I did nothing, I went home to Youngstown for 7 days, then I came back to Columbus and went on a trip...
Luckily, those things provided me with a couple decent stories, and I also have a backlog I have to tell... BUT I NEVER KNOW WHAT ORDER TO TELL THEM IN!
This is where you come in America... Pull out your buzzers and press 1 to vote for Baby & Dog! press 2 to vote for Football deflected away from groin, but man then falls down and football hits groin anyways! or press 3 to vote for Wow, am I glad that video cameras have improved in the past 10 years and am upset that Bob Saget no longer hosts this show! Vote now
***background music*** Oh, we've got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile. A real live look at each of you just to capture your style. You're red, white, and blue... oh those funny things you do... America, America... This is you! ***
Er hem... where was I...?
Anyway, here's a list of stories I have building up, post comments and such, with your name
* Random old Youngstown Hi-jinks
* The Pink Ads that make me unable to sleep at night
* Everybody, anybody, nobody
* The first Cleveland trip with Paul + David
* The "sounds" and their backstory and why I can't record them for you to hear
* The QQQQQQQ
* The internet detective that found me
* The past week in Youngstown with the Dyke(s)
* The recent Cedar Point/Cleveland trip
* Arbitrary Ranting
* Some other story that I'm a part of that you know I know that I forgot to list here.
While some of those tend not to sound entertaining, I'll give a 57% guarantee that 3 out of every 7 are at least Comedy Bronze.
And now I need to go to sleep so I can work at least 5 hours tomorrow. Oh and I'm sunburnt.
"Are you telling me this is a sign?"
posted by Farva @ 3:37 AM
1 Comments:
At 3:17 PM,
lab said…
I'm glad you guys took your trip on the weekend. It's rainin' cats and dogs today in Cleveland and Y-town.
Have fun guys, we get too old too fast.
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