We must be in a recession...

This is why I'm hot

Winter Haven got jokes

So on the pa system, they were giving out the weather back home... And to quote, "It's springtime on the south shore of lake erie... And there's 7 inches of snow". The entire crowd then erupted into louder laughter than for any of the 5 Indians home runs hit so far... Bitches.

You can tell we're not in Cleveland

Listenin to the radio...

"Let me tell you why I love spring break in central florida. All the hot midwestern girls come down looking all virginal and... Wow, i'm a dirty old man. I'm 25 and i'm a dirty old man"

Colbert

So i stopped by the National Portrait Gallery, and yes... Stephen Colbert's portrait is next to the bathrooms above the water fountain

Healthy

Thanks epa!

So I'm in D.C.

... And i have just one question.

Why does Chevy Chase have his own bank?